Keeping Up with the Olympians

Hello, my name is Chione (or, according to the Greek spelling, Khione), Goddess of Snow, and I'll be your tour guide today!
I'm also known as Ekaterina Kalmyk in the world of Orbis.




Here we are on beautiful Mount Olympus -- hey, wait a minute!




Something's wrong here... I don't think we're in Olympus.




...Yeah, we're definitely not in Olympus.




Thanks, Hades! Sorry, folks, I'm still learning my way around this place.







As I was saying, here we are on beautiful Mount Olympus, seat of power of Pantheon, the alliance of Olympians of Orbis. Pantheon is currently ruled by a Titan (Fistandantilus) and two main Olympians (Printer635 and Don Juan) who sit just beneath the Titan. However, many Olympians coexist in Olympus peacefully, more than 50 in fact. Let's talk a bit about each of the prominent members of our government and their duties.




One such Olympian is the mighty and powerful Ares, seen here rubbing elbows with a bunch of other not-so-important lesser gods at a social function. Dionysus sure loves his parties! I'm surprised he can still find time to balance our budget, too...





First up we have Fistandantilus. As both our Ares (Olympian of Defense) and Bacchus a.k.a. Dionysus (Olympian of Economics), Fistandantilus is always busy pulling double duty in the Temples of Ares and Dionysus. He's also quite the lush. Kidding, kidding! Moving right along...



Our Apollo (Olympian of Foreign Affairs) is Printer635. This means he spends a lot of time dealing with both foreign diplomats and our ambassadors, in addition to being our main Ambassador to numerous alliances. As an Ambassador, I'm also based out of the Temple of Apollo and let me tell you: it's no picnic! All that sunshine is absolutely terrible for my snow! Printer is also Hephaestus, our IT guy. Thus, he's the one who manages our forums.



Our Zeus (Olympian of Internal Affairs) is Don Juan. This means he deals with mentorship requests and other internal affairs among our members at the Temple of Zeus.



Currently serving as a Deputy Minister of Economics in the Temple of Dionysus is our Hades Tiggera. He advises Fistandantilus, the Olympian of Economics, and gives him ideas, sometimes creating the programs Fistandantilus chooses to implement. Tiggera also serves as Ambassador to a few other Alliances.



Also based out of the Temple of Dionysus is Yui. She has taken on the duties of Hestia, goddess of home and hearth, and has helped many newbies like me receive monetary grants for our homelands!



Last, but certainly not least, is Luxa Von Bismark. She is our Artemis, leader of the Hunters of Artemis, Pantheon's rapid response team that springs into action whenever our members are raided, whether the raiders be freedom-loving pirates who sail the high seas or something more sinister. Unsurprisingly, her base of operations is in the Temple of Ares.



And that about wraps it up for us today. Thanks for taking the tour with me, folks! Aren't they a great bunch of people, Hermes?



Haha, so true. Anyway, that's all from me, Chione, Goddess of Snow and your Ambassador to Pantheon!



Until next time: Stay frosty!



... I'm totally back in the Underworld, aren't I? Don't worry, I'll figure it out... eventually!




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-Author's Note-

This guide was originally created by AstraKatG (Ambassador Ekaterina Kalmyk) for Mensa HQ to help acquaint them with our government, but I took out the Mensa HQ mentions so that it could be generally enjoyed by all.

If you would like to see the rest of the Olympians as depicted in the Disney style by this amazing artist check them out here.

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!